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There once was a little girl named Alley Kat. She was unique in the
fact that she could beat up any boy that crossed her path in the school yard, but carwashes scared the living heebeejeebees
out of her. Not much has changed in her twenty years of beating up boys who have the misfortune of crossing her path, except she
now harbors an irrational fear of Kleenex. She resides in her own personal zoo, including an ever increasing amount
of guinea pigs, a multitude of animals of the canine and feline variety, fish, a cockatiel, and a large horse who believes
that he, too, is a dog. Needless to say, there is rarely a quiet moment in Alley Kat's house.
One day, Alley Kat discovered an awe-inspiring device that had magical properties which could delay, if not totally
eliminate, boredom. Thereafter, Alley Kat and her computer were seldom separated, strolling merrily hand and mouse past
the rainbowed Window's start-up screen, leading to the eventual creation of Alley Kat's first web-page. She
now posessed a vehicle that she could use to annoy and intimidate boys world-wide---God bless the Net!
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